Bussinpoots Hat

Nobody's figured out why, but when small, ginger, chubby, whiskered, very hairy adventurers with abnormally large pupils and funny accents put on this hat, they suddenly change in the eyes of women from the "definitely do not approach under any circumstances" type to the "aww can I stroke it?" type. Wonders never cease! (Place this headgear over other, already-equipped headgear to change its appearance.)