Hapony

Put on this hat, get down on all fours and any adventurers who cross your path will think they've discovered a new breed of mount that's infinitely nicer and cuter than Dragoturkeys. Then, impale those trusting nincompoops with your horn. Or let them take you for a ride. Whichever you prefer. (Place this headgear over other, already-equipped headgear to change its appearance.)