Koolich Braid

This huge braid was made by the Koolich himself. Over the years, it's become almost as stiff as a block of stone. It still holds a foul, slimy liquid that attracts moskitos. The most surprising thing about it, though, is that this braid was very flattering on its owner. Slob that you are, whatever made you think it'd be a good idea to steal it?