Pouchecot's Toopish

When life gives Pouchecot – also known as "the Fruitcake" – lemons, he'd rather make lemonade than upset the apple cart. Even when things go pear-shaped, making the gods smile is his idea of a plumb job. He doesn't give a fig about sour grapes, and when it's time to joke around, he's the top banana. (Place this headgear over other, already-equipped headgear to change its appearance.)