Sponge Helmet

Instructions: "Offer this helmet to your husband. Firmly attach it to his head and drag him by his feet around your kitchen. You now have a clean, shining floor. Be careful not to drown him when rinsing the helmet off." This sums up the state of the modern marriage. Bloody feminists.

Effects

• 11 to 15 Vitality
• 11 to 15 Chance
• 2 to 3 Dodge
• 2 to 3 Water Damage

Craft

Items	×
Sponge Mob Skin	2
Prize Fin	4
Suntan Lotion	4