Bzzzinga Headband
Level 200 · Hat
Any dork who tries wearing this headband as a belt will receive a high-voltage bolt of electricity to their nether regions, quickly putting an end to such disillusioned practises. "Bzzzing! AAAGH!"
Effects
- 351 to 400 Vitality
- 31 to 50 Strength
- 31 to 50 Intelligence
- 31 to 40 Wisdom
- 1 Range
- 301 to 400 Initiative
- 11 to 15 Prospecting
- 11 to 15 Neutral Damage
- 11 to 15 Earth Damage
- 11 to 15 Fire Damage
- 16 to 20 Neutral Resistance
- 6 to 8 Lock
- 1 MP
