Nicking for Ninnies

This antique book has been handed down from generation to generation within the Clanger-Banger clan. Many ancestral techniques are explained in detail, such as "flatulent obfuscation" (perfected by Master Dopp Le Ganger) and the (in)famous "blinding undie-outie" (perfected by the equally (in)famous Banger, Mash Banger).