Oily Dumple Leather

This high-quality material was removed from a particularly dumpy Dumple. As well as being thicker, heavier and oilier than regular leather, it's waterproof and easy to take care of. Do its good qualities never end? Er... Well, it tastes like a slice of mud pie. As long as you're not planning on getting lost in a snowdrift and having to eat your boots to survive, you should be fine.