Sumens's Nomadic Ease

Have you ever run into Sumens, the Protector of the month of Junssidor? It is always interesting to point out – at formal dinners or simply in casual conversation over a frothy tankard – that this Enutrof spends less time ensuring the proper passing of the seasons than he does the proper passing of the many treasures that are the fruits of his digestion. Because of this, and to ensure some degree of comfort in cases of force majeure, it is said that he never goes anywhere without his own personal portable amenities. Indeed, this item may at first glance look like a buckle adorned roughly with imposing gold nuggets, but it is actually a portable toilet seat that lets Sumens get comfortable, for example by balancing it over two rocks.